I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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