I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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