you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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