This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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