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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce

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(310): View more from California

Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.

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