It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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