Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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