Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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