So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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