Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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