Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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