I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Last time i carry you out of a forest
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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