like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
