I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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