So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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