Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Randomize
