just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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