Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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