So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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