Where did you get a picture of my penis
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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