those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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