i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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