All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
What a dumb baby whore.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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