That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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