Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
