i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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