HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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