The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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