i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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