So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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