S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Two words: blizzard sex
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