glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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