the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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