White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
