what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
