He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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