I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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