brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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