Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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