You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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