Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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