Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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