she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
God I need to hump something, right now.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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