so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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