so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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