just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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