everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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