I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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