He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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