I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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